Sunday, December 26, 2004


I am going on a 30 day hiatus to increase my keyboarding skills. See you all in a month.

Tuesday, December 07, 2004

The Race Issue:The Elephant in the Living Room

My whole life has been colored by the race issue. Is there some way we can all get on the same wavelength an d begin to not be divided over this issue. I remember after the huge riots after the Rodney King incident that people in general sobered on this issue and began to realize that rascism is a potentially explosive issue that could destroy this country. We can no longer afford to let ourselves indulge in this thing.
The first issue that I want to discuss in this vein is the issue of reparations. In a moral sense I can see that keeping people down for hundreds of years and then refusing to repair the damage by offering reparations is wrong, but as a country , how are we to pay for this and in what form?
Leave a comment if you have a serious opinion.

Friday, December 03, 2004

Body of Work

I am slowly developing a body of work that I hope will some day remind people of a large boil on the hairy back of a fat Italian man on Jones' Beach in the mid 1950's-- with no shirt on and wearing cheap rumpled slacks rolled up to the knee and black rayon sox.

Wednesday, December 01, 2004

Gangster of Love

was frank james and jesse james really gettin' all the best?
them was two bad cats way out in the west.
those cats coulda' dug me and my gangster ways
'til i hung up my guns--dug 'em to their graves-
'cause i'm a gangster-
a gangster of love.
girls in bars from near and far say i'm a gangster-
a gangster of love.

now lookee here--

jumped in my father's cadillac and rode across the state line
found fifty girls and kissed 'em all at the same time
took twenty-five or thirty and put 'em all on a freight
with a warrant out for my arrest in each and every state
i can't help it
'cause i'm a gangster--
a gangster of love.

sherriff clarence brown comes up behind me and says
headless{guitar}lucy is that you?
and i said yessir brotha' sherriff
and that's your wife on the back of my horse.
i can't help it
i'm a gangster of love

Words and Music by: Johnny "Guitar" Watson

Tuesday, November 30, 2004

abusive conservatives

Have you ever noticed that the rhetoric of conservatives is invariably abusive toward those they disagree with but if you give it back to them they whine like girls with bad cramps?
"Ohhhhhhhhhhh! You hurt me! You critisized me and attacked my sacred beliefs! Wah! Wah! Wah!" Then they unleash another load of viscious, twisted, unreasoning blatherings that make no sense to anyone but themselves.
But there is hope. They are invariably so lead-witted when it comes to satirizing them that it will be right in front of their noses-- right in their face-- and they won't see it. So, those of you with a liberal bent who are considering leaving the country,please, before you go try cleverly but gently mocking a conservative right to their face and observe their confusion or outright total misunderstanding of what you are really getting at. You will gradually come to understand that you can make the utmost mockery of them to their face and you'll watch with utter astonishment as they unsuccessfully try to cope with your superior wit.
I must here leave an important exception to this rule. IF YOU ARE A POLITICALLY CORRECT MALE OR FEMALE DO NOT ATTEMPT THE ABOVE!!!!! You are operating on the same wavelength as the conservative and your hamhanded efforts will result in only more acrimony. Best to leave it to those of us whose adoring friends and relatives prefer our company to even the best of Seinfeld re-runs. We've got the chops to get the job done cleanly and with no broken conservative hearts.

Saturday, November 27, 2004

God's true name

The Old Testament God appeared to me in a vision and told me that His one true name was, SANTOR! He wants to be referred to only as, SANTOR, and nothing else. He gets homicidally angry if you use any name but ,SANTOR! So do us all a favor and call him that. It makes Him happy and He told me all this personally so don't be doubtful about His Word. If you think I'm fooling, just ask the Pharoah. He'll back me up. Don't mess with Him or His messenger.

giving thanks

I sure hope to Jesus it's a good day today and that George Bush and all the neo-cons are happy and blessed by Jesus{who is the only true God}. Remember: Don't say bad things about God and Jesus or you can forget all about that forgiveness stuff. I swear to God this is all true. I spoke to God Himself and he told me these things. I hope he tells George the same thing! He can be a little unpredictable about that!

Tuesday, November 16, 2004

gay Republicans

I heard on the new Liberal AM radio that the new head of the GOP is a closeted gay. And while we're on that subject, don't the gay Republicans realize that calling themselves "log cabin" Republicans only reaffirms their own party's stereotypes?

Saturday, November 13, 2004


I am very boastful. I have boasted all my life. Can you forgive me? When I boast I feel like toast.

Tuesday, November 09, 2004

voter fraud
Check it out. The smoking gun is here. Watch W get Watergated.

vote fraud evidence

Friday, October 29, 2004

vexing question/vexing answer

Question: What is the difference between Iraq and Vietnam?

Answer: Bush had an exit plan for Vietnam.

kerry/edwards signs

The damn Republican micro-dicks in my town keep tearing down our kerry/edwards signs. But all we do is just put up more signs the next day. I hate to think that anyone could actually be stupid enough to vote for that idiot, Bush!!!!! We do need more bush in the White House, but in a Clintonesque way, not a right wing religious way.

biker news

A carpet cleaning customer of mine owned a red 1983 Suzuki GSX 1000 motorcycle with 16,000 miles on it. He had not ridden the bike in years and his wife was afraid of the bike. So, he gave the bike to me. I had never owned a big bike before and little did I realize that it was the first step in the creation of the immortal tales of the impeccable warrior, Headless Lucy!

Wednesday, October 27, 2004


If you are in an empty room and the only thing that is there is a telephone and it suddenly rings.... If you answer the phone you're an actor. If you don't, you're not.

Tuesday, October 12, 2004

Headless Lucy's Biker News

Headless Lucy was the name of a band that I started in the mid nineties.

Buzzflash News