Friday, October 29, 2004

vexing question/vexing answer

Question: What is the difference between Iraq and Vietnam?

Answer: Bush had an exit plan for Vietnam.

kerry/edwards signs

The damn Republican micro-dicks in my town keep tearing down our kerry/edwards signs. But all we do is just put up more signs the next day. I hate to think that anyone could actually be stupid enough to vote for that idiot, Bush!!!!! We do need more bush in the White House, but in a Clintonesque way, not a right wing religious way.

biker news

A carpet cleaning customer of mine owned a red 1983 Suzuki GSX 1000 motorcycle with 16,000 miles on it. He had not ridden the bike in years and his wife was afraid of the bike. So, he gave the bike to me. I had never owned a big bike before and little did I realize that it was the first step in the creation of the immortal tales of the impeccable warrior, Headless Lucy!

Wednesday, October 27, 2004

acting

If you are in an empty room and the only thing that is there is a telephone and it suddenly rings.... If you answer the phone you're an actor. If you don't, you're not.

Tuesday, October 12, 2004

Headless Lucy's Biker News

Headless Lucy was the name of a band that I started in the mid nineties.

Buzzflash News

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